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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
punkitt-is-here
blognotfound

pls don’t let this flop

nilesfreeman

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doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

absolutelynothingitellyou

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

elidyce

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

readerman-blag

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

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punkitt-is-here
blognotfound

pls don’t let this flop

nilesfreeman

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doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

absolutelynothingitellyou

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

elidyce

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

readerman-blag

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

image
punkitt-is-here
blognotfound

pls don’t let this flop

nilesfreeman

image
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doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

absolutelynothingitellyou

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

elidyce

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

readerman-blag

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

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